Pret chat op gaydar:

>hi
<harlem78>hey
>whaddup?
<harlem78>not much mate - u?
>wie's jou meit?!
<harlem78>what?
>sorry, wrong window, chatting with someone from SA
>just messing around on my pc
>getting a harddrive ready to be lowlevel formatted
>fascinating, isn't it? ;P
<harlem78>lol!
<harlem78>uve got a nice profile mate
>thx :) urs gives the impression that ur a pretty decent guy
<harlem78>lol! profiles can be deceptive!!
<harlem78>joke!
>I know... Mhuhahahaha!
>oh
>wait
>I wasn't supposed to type the evil laughter, was I?
<harlem78>no u were not!!!!
>damn, see, this is why I keep flunking out of villian school!
<harlem78>mate - I'm the head pupil
>ek's nie jou fokin meit nie!!!
<harlem78>wrong window again
>oh, right. can't you get me past?
>I'm really evil, I swear!
>I torture kittens and everything!
<harlem78>how nice - pleasant individual!
>yeah... but then I end up feeling all bad about it and nursing them back to health
<harlem78>such a sweet caring individual - bonus points!
>so I can torture them all over again!
>mhuhahahahaha
>...I miss my cat
>they took him away
<harlem78>... so what brings u onto this amazing chat room this evening?
>I never know
<harlem78>lol!
>well it's true isn't it? it's not like there's often stimulating conversations to be had here!
<harlem78>that's very true mate - have u had any of the usual questions yet?
>most of the time it's all like, 'so, wanna come over and suck my cock?'
>REALLY subtle
<harlem78>there we go!
<harlem78>my favorite is - what u into?!
>oh yeah
>that one's fun
>answering 'murders and executions' usually make them go quiet
>or, of course, the classic : ASL?
<harlem78>the all time classic!
<harlem78>oh, and - can you travel or accom?
>lol
>and of course, size questions
>and, bottom or top?
<harlem78>lol! anyways mr, as nice as it has been having a brief but interesting conversation about weird gay men - i have to go
>answering "I'm an omnicentric revolutionist" seems to confuse them
>I don't know why
<harlem78>lol!
>ok - not into me are you? ;)
>l8r then
<harlem78>maybe we can chat again sometime?
>sure, see u around
<harlem78>i think ur very nice! but I'm also an incredibly popular young man!
>that's a nice way of saying you're a slut
>but I understand
> >:)
<harlem78>lol! not exactly mate!
>jirre jissis maar jy soek daarvoor!
>oops - again
>nah, I know, kidding
>sluts do it for free
<harlem78>lol! see ya
>I'm sure at least you charge by the hour
>mhuhahahaha
>ok
>I'm done
>l8r
<harlem78>cheers mate!
>magtag! jou fokin ma is 'n meit man! jy naai meide!
<harlem78>I'll leave you to chat to your mate
>jou poes
>... that means goodbye
<harlem78>oh, cool - well, jou poes too.
>no, you're supposed to reply 'ja, my poes'
<harlem78> cool! I'm going to say it to my south african friend!
>so : jou poes
<harlem78>ja, my poes.